return my video game
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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