the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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