Me too!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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