so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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