i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i now understand why vodka
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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