the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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