So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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