last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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