Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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