peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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