4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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