It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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