even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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