I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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