Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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