spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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