consequently i now know what mace tastes like
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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