is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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