Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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