i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Boobs are out for the taking
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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