I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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