Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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