There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize