Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Did I show you my penis last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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