Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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