I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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