i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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