I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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