Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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