9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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