Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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