whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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