It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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