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i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My Sexting was not on an AP level
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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