I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
"it" just moved
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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