sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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