This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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