All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
