Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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