whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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