The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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