it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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