god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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