i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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She needs sedatives and a leash
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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