This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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