wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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