I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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