So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
