I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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