Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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