Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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