i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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