dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
so much tequila, so little girl.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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