U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
